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	<description>Give Faces Back Their Smile</description>
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		<title>More Signs Of Bad Economic Times?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Another poor person forced into
wearing hand-me-down clothes!!!

OH, THE INHUMANITY!!!

But, I feel the stimulus working!
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		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22810</link>
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		<title>Hillbilly Mirror</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. 
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. 
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, &#8220;How about that! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22800</link>
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		<title>Importance of Walking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
2. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he&#8217;s 97 years old&#8230;. and we haven&#8217;t a clue where the hell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22804</link>
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		<title>Actual message on School Answering Machine in Australia</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;M QUITE SURE EVERY TEACHER OR FORMER TEACHER WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THIS ON THE SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE. 
ALL YOU TEACHERS AND FORMER EDUCATORS MUST LISTEN TO THIS SCHOOL RECORDING.
YOU WILL LOVE IT! EVERY SCHOOL SHOULD HAVE IT ON ITS ANSWERING SERVICE.
Turn up your speakers to hear this all important school message!  
I thought [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22802</link>
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		<title>AN ITALIAN BOY&#8217;S CONFESSION</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl&#8217;.
The priest asks, &#8216;Is that you, little Joey Pagano?&#8217;
&#8216;Yes, Father, it is.&#8217;
&#8216;And who was the girl you were with?&#8217;
&#8216;I can&#8217;t tell you, Father. I don&#8217;t want to ruin her reputation&#8217;.
&#8220;Well, Joey, I&#8217;m sure to find out her name sooner or later so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22795</link>
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		<title>For all devoted spouses</title>
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		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22792</link>
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		<title>Last Birthday Present</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know you are still waiting for your last Birthday  present from me to arrive but it is still back ordered. 

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		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22789</link>
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		<title>JEANNE ROBERTSON Bungee video! &#8220;Don&#8217;t Bungee Jump Naked!&#8221;</title>
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		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22785</link>
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		<title>FaceBook OMG!!!</title>
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		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22782</link>
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		<title>I Love you all</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is a gift of grace; let&#8217;s have a good day, today.

Thank you all for being my family/friend.
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		<link>http://www.myjokearchive.com/?p=22771</link>
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